Etelephony
Once there was an elephant,
Who tried to use the telephant—
No! no! I mean an elephone
Who tried to use the telephone—
(Dear me! I am not certain quite
That even now I’ve got it right.)
Howe’er it was, he got his trunk
Entangled in the telephunk;
The more he tried to get it free,
The louder buzzed the telephee—
(I fear I’d better drop the song
Of elephop and telephong!)
– Laura E. Richards (1850-1943)
Sung by John Diamond
Date of Song’s Composition: 23 January, 2004
Commentary: This is perhaps the most celebrated poem by the American author Laura E. Richards. The poem’s simplicity and lighthearted tone contrast with many of Richards’ other works, which often explore more serious themes. Its playful language and memorable imagery make it accessible and enjoyable to readers of all ages.